Douchebeat

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.

Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.

by SR1972 August 11, 2012

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.

John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.

by Snarf74 July 23, 2015

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016