douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018

Douchecunt

An annoying and dependent person

Hey Jerry stop being a fucking douchecunt

by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018

Douchecuck

A so called man who likes flicking his bean whilst his "wife" satisfies another man sexually and whose is also a douche

That bloke Guido loves a butt plug shoved up his bum by the missus because he's a bit of a Douchecuck

by Astralchimp December 13, 2025

Douchecake.

An amazing person.

Joey's a douchecake.(;

by sadgsdgfndfgy June 30, 2010

Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior

I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night

by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

douchebug

A viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.

There is no known cure at this time.

"Wow, you're really acting like a douchebag today."

"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."

by Kalvin.Grey March 14, 2012