dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment

The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.

"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."

by Dr. Kissinger July 6, 2017

Dosier

A visual that someone sees after being up for a few days.

Whoa! I'm seeing dosiers.

by Bootch143 May 22, 2011

Dosius

Short for Theodosius, when you don't want to be called Theo.

Hello. I am Dosius.

by Dosius March 11, 2005

DOIL

D-O-I-L

Doubled Over In Laughter

An alternative to LOL

Originating from the computer of Nate Sexton.

As LOL sux, DOIL is awesome!

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

desilva

He is a wrinkley old shit head for sure, the kind of man that pisses on the toilet seat then lifts it up to hide what a bad man he has been

that dirty bastard is a real dasilva

by anonymus January 7, 2004

Jazzy DeSilva

Jazzy DeSilva is a YouTube star that makes videos such as vlogs, makeup, etc. Her parents are Chris and Marina and she has two brothers named Mekai and Gabriel. She grew up in California along with most of her family.

Emma: Did you see Jazzy DeSilva’s new video?!

Kay: OMG! Yes! It was so funny!!

by monkey.toilets January 3, 2019