dingle doimer

Some dumb name your mom calls you from your baby age even though you are old af.

Dingle doimer come here!!
Mom I’m 27. I don’t even live here anymore.

by BethyBoBish May 10, 2018

Red Dogger

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

logger dogger

A sex position where you do doggy style on Splash Mountain at Disney.

Damn Stephanie and Brad did the logger dogger at disney.

by livy g December 6, 2021

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

How About Them Dodgers

Phrase used when a conversation takes an awkward turn or for very awkward silences.

"I love to torture turtles"!
"- - - - oh so uhm. How about them dodgers?"

by beepdeeleedoobop April 11, 2017

doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

by jafffa June 27, 2007

doggerelalgia

Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.

The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.

by Malum malum March 5, 2011