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distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
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Steph Mills Distraction

- A Girl or Guy who has an attractive body but an unattractive face.
- Target is often Distracted by the Guy or Girl's body and assumes they are hot by that.
Guy 1: "I can't believe you thought she was hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, total Steph Mills Distraction."
by Charlie Sheen the 2nd April 9, 2011
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Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.
Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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distractionism

Process of being distracted while yet still being sexy as hell.
Hey Maria your distractionism got the best of me the other day.. because your sexy as hell.
by Mac_007 December 7, 2020
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Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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Shaz’s ultimate distraction

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”
by Franksizzle October 17, 2019
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