dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

by Awesumness January 16, 2007

Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildogging

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo

";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."

by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildo

Cartman's Cat in South Park

Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

by Fonzeh July 27, 2004

pink dildo

1. a women's "dick"

1. Reference in "Nardwuar vs. Cardi B" at 9:25 min
"I want to tell the people out there that thank you for supporting me. And if you don't, suck my dick and I know you think because I'm a women, I don't have a dick. BUT I have a pink dildo in my dresser" - Cardi B

by FATEYEBROWS June 27, 2018

Dildog

The usage of a dog's erect penis as a dildo, instead of letting the dog do his "natural" doggystyle thing with a human.
The penis is often bent backwards between the dog's legs and the "receiving end" ends up But to But with the dog..

Dildog is a cheap way of making porn movies, and does not involve any of the true passion associated with animalsex.

"Betty used the dog like a dildo, sticking it in her like a dildo and using her hand to move it."

by Mrdeath January 15, 2004

Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003