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diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017
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diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.
The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.
by JFR16 March 24, 2017
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Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.
N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.
by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017
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diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch
Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4
by Cosby2017 February 6, 2018
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diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.
Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.
MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.
by Rev. Poe March 6, 2010
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Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.
Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler
by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010
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