dicksucker

A person who sells out to further their own cause. an opportunist, a chancer.

That guy who went to College sold his individuality to become a doctor, and became a dicksucker for the machine. He loves taking the blue pill and being a pseudo-intelligent sycophantic ass-kisser.

by Charmouche July 15, 2017

fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

dickbucket

A queer, often in prison. Who takes it in the ass from everyone, but never gives it.

Tyrone was tough shit until he went to prison, when he became everyones dickbucket

by Mark Rich May 12, 2006

dicksock

(a)sometimes referred to as a person thats a dumbass
(b)can basically be used to describe anything

"That person is being a real dicksock!"
"Are you wearing your dicksocks today?"

by psycholoser March 14, 2008

dicktuck

1. The act of tucking one's dick in between their legs so they can fit into girl pants. (v. or n.) Ususally pertaining to those silly 'scene' kids.

2. Chickening out.

1. Jock: That stupid scene boy's such a pussy - I bet he had to dicktuck just to fit in those tightass pants.

2. Way to dicktuck, you faggot - you killed the senior prank!

by mhoe July 20, 2008

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005