Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

dickscrape

1. A blowjob which involves scraping a guy's dick across the front of your teeth.

My girl dickscraped me last night. Damn, the feel of her teeth on my cock was INTENSE!

by Mr. Miscreant January 7, 2014

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.

Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?

by MurseMayn September 30, 2017

Dickstract

Process of Extraction of a dick

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him

by Kleanere October 4, 2018