dicksmith

A man or woman who constructs crude, but functional, dildos in their garage.

My friend is a great dicksmith. $25 for a 8-inch. What a deal, am I right?

by rnkn June 20, 2017

Dickspit

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.

The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.

by T2C2 December 10, 2014

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

Dicksmithing

Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.

Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!

I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.

by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014

Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. September 4, 2005

Dickshiter

Some one who shits on dicks, or just a homosexual who has loose bowels.

President bush is a dickshiter, Condaleeza rice is a dickshiter and you are probly one too!

by Ashton. S August 5, 2006

Dickslit

Someone who is a total gaylord and loves to bum japanese turkeys.Therefor by buming the japanese turkey the slit is stolen from the jap which is why some japanese are blind in one eye.

That guys a real dickslit i saw him bumming tukeys earlier look his penis is bleeding.

by Josh Sleith March 11, 2008