dicknesis

The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.

Dude, after Mary-Ann sat on me with that luscious ass, I had to use dicknesis to avoid revealing how horny I was.

by juvenylle September 28, 2010

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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

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Dickerson McGee

A very refined motha fucka; very rarely is he a dick, and when he is a dick just backhand his old ass and say "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

Friend A: *puts on old man swag* "How do I look?"
Friend B: "Like motha fuckin Dickerson McGee"

Dickerson McGee: *to neighbor* "WHY IS YOUR WIFE SUCH A CUNT JOE?
Neighbor (joe): *throws a mother fucking shoe at dickerson* "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

by CerealATTACK February 28, 2013

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