whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017

Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

kind of a big deal

A term for a person who is facetiously joking about how important/cool/awesome they are.

"Yeah, so that was me closing a huge deal yesterday...I am kind of a big deal in commercial real estate!"

by rach BFD May 3, 2008

real deal

That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.

Mate, she's the real deal...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

Dealbreaker

A term popularized by Liz Lemon from 30 rock which is used to describe the event which led to a breakup with someone or something (ie. Brand loyalty)

"What happen, did the relationship suck?"
-Esposito
"Dealbreaker. She wanted to have sex in a Coffin"
-Ryan
(From the TV show castle)

"I loved Microsoft, but Windows Vista was the dealbreaker for me.

by stupidpower December 1, 2009

Sweetheart Deal

A plea bargain lawyers negotiate with a criminal to get him or her to roll over on a bigger fish. Usually a lighter sentence and witness relocation is offered.

The Tran brothers could've gotten 20 to life for their involvement on the shooting but the prosecutors gave them a sweetheart deal if they testified against crimelord Peter Chong.

by [e-mail] June 30, 2008

Deal me out son

a rejection to the proposed suggestion of an acquaintance.

Barry: wanna go half on this pizza with me bill?

Bill: What topping you got?

Barry: Pineapple and...

Bill: i will stop you there you can Deal Me Out Son . Pineapple angers me.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015