depeche mode

Also means "Hurried Fashion" or "Hurried Mode".
'Dépêche', the word in french, is commonly used to hurry. Not really used as fast.

depeche mode,

Dépêche-toi, il va pleuvoir.

Hurry up, it's going to rain.

by A-L May 18, 2006

Depeche Mode-ical

Something that falls short of irony, but fits nicely for all the phenomena people usually assign to the word irony. Means bad luck, "a horrible coincidence", "the stupidity of man", "the mean-spiritedness of whomever's in charge of the universe." Refering to the lyrics of the Depeche Mode song, "Blasphemous Rumours".

Rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, and good advice that you just didn't take are not examples of irony, but those things are definitely Depeche Mode-ical.

by scarebear January 11, 2006

Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset April 22, 2018

deetch

a male figure who lives to hype all day long

"Pick up those plates and put them in the sink!!!"

"your such a hype ass deetch!!"

by chizzzytownnkilla November 2, 2012

Detect

Why the hell am I the first one to define this word?

You have detected first result for detect.

by Detect is my only definition February 18, 2021

Mexican metal detector

(noun) weed wacker

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017