Dorito Syndrome

The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.

Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

by Jscotty November 2, 2007

Derion

*Derion* is a person who don’t give a fuck about what you say and what you do.

Derion don’t give a fuck

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Neato Dorito

A phrase used to describe things that are completely and totally awesome.

This new TV show is neato dorito!

by Casey Moe March 2, 2009

Cant Dorito Image

When ever you are a moderator and say with a southern accent, "I cant Delete Image" it sounds like "Cant Dorito Image"

I CANT DORITO IMAGE!

by Superhero hyper August 17, 2010

Asian Doritos

Uncooked broken up ramen noodles still in the bag with the flavor packet added.

Asian Doritos are cheap.

by SoggyLuvWood December 10, 2016

danny devitoism

The religion of worshipping Danny devito

I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism

by Rczyszczon October 12, 2018

Dorito Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.

Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.

Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.

Frank: Oh man, classic.

by johnfmartino April 28, 2010