Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.

“Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

by Varietyjake July 22, 2018

Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.

Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

by countryturkey March 26, 2010

delaware

Where I lost my virginity. I ate pussy on the first date in the first state. (tax free). Now How do you beat that..no pun intended. Dewey Beach has some of the hottest sluts on the east coast bar none from June to August. cum and get your freak on in Dewey , Hell the cops got busted for partying on the Girls Gone Wild Bus...

Philadelphia.....here is my money take it....Delaware...Hey buddy..need a dime?..fuck it,,,take a twenty and go to Dewey!

by jack883 October 27, 2007

Delaware

The most boring place in America. Where nothing happens, and everything sucks. I recommend NO ONE to move there. Stay where you are, It's better, Trust me!

I was so bored when I went to Delaware this past summer, I nearly died.

by Kee-Kee October 17, 2003

Delaware Thunder Cat

To blow air into the vagina for the purpose of causing extremely loud pussy farts. Usually done without permission and on a first date so that the girl feels very uncomfortable and tries to hold it in, but is usually unsuccessful because she is from Delaware and has poor control over her worn out pussy muscles.

I went down on Wendy after just meeting her at the mall like an hour before. I gave that whore a Delaware Thunder Cat. I think she really liked me because she tried to turn up the radio in the car so I couldn't hear it.

by Lanceblumpkin July 22, 2011

Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009

delaware

The second smallest state in the USA, though it was the 1st state, no one in the world knows this. Only delawarians do, because its on their flag. Delaware is known for its farmland...there are lots of chicken!!! every summer it smells like chicken crap....no kidding. Its complete toture for city people, There is no where to go, and there is nothing to do, and there are no such thing as a taxi, bus, cab...nothing. to make it simple.....its BORING!

person1: what does it smell like?
person2: chiken shit?
person1: Wrong! its the smell of delaware

by kiky sanchez May 27, 2007