Deadbeat

An irresponsible person with no moral character who doesn't pay his debts

A deadbeat is someone who damages his neighbors car but isn't man enough to fix the problem.

by Angry working man October 26, 2017

deadbeat

Daily-mail readers' word for a pot-smoking loser

A gang of deadbeats crashed their boat straight into my jetty. I could see a thick fug of pot smoke hanging over their heads

by Double Dee January 22, 2004

deadbeat dad

A bullshit term made up by the state so they can extract additional revenue from a man they just screwed over with biased and corrupt family courts.

Bureaucrat: Our government is running out of money to pay the salaries for our useless jobs! What do we do?
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!

by RebelScience December 11, 2016

Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased

Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!

by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

Deadbeat

An idle, orange, feckless, or disreputable person.

When will the impeached President Trump learn to stop being such a deadbeat?

by TrumpLovesLittleKids October 28, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

A term used for someone who sleeps refuses to take responsibility for his ex's poor life choices. If put in the mom's position, a "Deadbeat Dad" would take responsibility and make the sensible choice of having an abortion rather than having a baby with someone that wants nothing to do with the baby and using morality as an excuse.

Joey doesn't want the baby but Jesus says I can't get an abortion. What a deadbeat dad!

I could have used birth control or the morning after pill, but I like not thinking so instead I allowed myself to get pregnant with my son, chose not to have an abortion and it's all his deadbeat dad's fault!

by johnnyrocket92 April 18, 2019

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

by Mark January 18, 2004