Dank

(verb) The act of one individual acting very absurd and maniacal to the point where they no longer think properly and are only focused on laughing and thinking/saying idiotic phrases. However, dankness can be spread easily depending on the intensity of the dankness represented by the individual. Thus, having a whole group of peers dank can be very dangerous.

John was so dank that he could not live without laughing and unnecessary absurdness.

by Tory Nash November 1, 2018

Dank

Dont be fooled by those silly, old folk-written articles on slang terms, Dank, in it's purest, truest form, signals as a warning to normies. It lets them know that, dont continue unless you're ready to be honored the life of the non-normie. It shows our dominance as such. DANK DOES NOT MEAN COOL!

Spread the word.

Yo, dank memes are MMM! So good! 👌🏼

by bowskis June 21, 2019

dank

appearing sweaty and greasy, but lookin' good

"Damn, when he works on his vintage sports car he is so dank."

by bugedianderson May 14, 2020

dank

humid

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Dank

A word for a quality of marijuana, usually really good shit, but not the best. A step above Midi's/Commerce shit but a step below the name brands (Purple Haze, Bubblegum, ACTUAL Hydroponics)

Shit son, this is some dank-ass trees foo!

by Rob September 7, 2003

dank

high quality marijuana

dank will get uou higher than shwag

by Jessi September 8, 2003

Dank

What people use to describe something that they find cool.

Friend: Did you get new shows?
You: Ya. Why?
Friend: Because there dank and a half

by urafckinbich April 19, 2016