A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
by Stormagedan October 26, 2013
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by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015
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You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY
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The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex
by Manorbooo January 19, 2021
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by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012
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