push daffodils

push forget-me-nots, join the majority, to pass away.

To inherit this lovely property, Jane had sent her devoted Pappy push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.

by Captain Vito October 28, 2017

daffodil rachel

annoying but lovable
short hair looks awesome. a rachel -
Absolutely perfect in every way. daffodil - something about an ass

short hair on a rachel

by rach March 14, 2005

Daffer

A person, who says something wrong but tries to blame it on another.

Someone who chats shit, and tries to fool others in believing it wasnt them.

This kid chats shit, and is an absolute daffer

by Simsyboiiiiii March 3, 2020

daffbanging

Daffbanging is the act one individual with bad dandruff headbanging and thus showering anyone who surrounds him in dandruff.

"...I was daffbanging on like, 15 people..."

by Sir Henry Johnson of Earlington August 30, 2006

daffy

often interchanged with the word krunk; to explain something enjoyable or someone cool.

That party was so daffy!
Mary is the daffiest person I know!

by Chuck March 1, 2004

Daffodick

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Daffalissispukis

Daffalissispukis is a spell that you must perform on all newly formed KKK members. They must kill three black people with a hampster. It must be done otherwise you will be shunned from the Amish community.

Daffalissispukis: lactoseintolerent pickle juice is for baby mice in heat. pick up a jew and babtize it then u will go to hell.

by FoxyGrandma69HopOnehooker November 3, 2012