Cumsockpuppet

A Sockpuppet account used to circle jerk with when nobody else will.

Considering this account only ever replies to him to have conversations in total agreement, I think it might be his cumsockpuppet account.

by Ruedii January 10, 2025

Cumbuckle

The act of holding (cum) together (between legs) like a buckle. Locked and loaded

Man shes really got a cumbuckle with all of those kids
His butt looks like it could be a good cumbuckle
If she swallows, her mouth is the cumbuckle

by PoposturusPossum February 6, 2025

cumfucker

Pronunciation: kuhm-fuhk-er
Part of Speech: Noun (slang, derogatory); Interjection

Definition:
An aggressively vulgar term used to insult someone who has committed an egregious act of betrayal, disrespect, or sheer audacity. Typically exclaimed in moments of emotional intensity or confrontation, "cumfucker" conveys a deep sense of personal violation, often used in response to romantic betrayal or extreme provocation.

Example Dialogue:
Owen: “I slept with your ex last night.”
Kevin: “HOW DARE YOU CUMFUCKER!!”

by Ethylendiaminetetraacetate July 25, 2025

Cumfucked

When you are very confused and mad.

I’m so Cumfucked.
I’m lost in Cumfucktion

by BB,BUBBA? October 21, 2025

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

gucci cumsocks

Gucci cumsocks are sock that are made by gucci that you cum in

Joe mama: i heard candice has gucci cumsocks

You: Whos candice

Joe mama: can dis dick fit in your mouth

You: Lets find out

by Big Black Nigga Balls 4k August 7, 2021

Konnichiwa Cumbucket

A Japanese prostitute who takes many loads in quick succession.

Matt: "What kind of porn do you like? I like big-breasted white chicks getting splitroasted"

Darren: "Well, I prefer watching a konnichiwa cumbucket scene"

by Ninaleven January 9, 2024