Trump Clump

While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.

On Steak and BJ day I gave Cassie that Trump Clump. It was a good day.

by Hammy j2 March 31, 2017

Cumlump

Long story short: LUMP OF CUM!

Why the hell are you reading this? Wasn't the word self-explanitory? COME ON!!!!

Thanks For reading

by Bender June 13, 2004

Clump

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

by sy662 February 2, 2009

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009

Clump Dump

A really really huge dump.

Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...

by chengshan July 7, 2010

alaskan fire clump

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:

taco bell employee: what can i get for you?

customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries

employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!

by taco burritooo October 16, 2010