Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.
Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.
by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

"He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 2, 2022

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
