Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped

"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Crump

A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.

“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”

by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019

Crump

To bust some ass

“I’m about to crump it up!”

by BDougie November 20, 2019

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020

Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022