Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018

Crumpin

A crippled dry hump.

Music was blaring and people started crumpin.

by Sooshi69 November 30, 2020

Crumbing

Someone not finishing a question but still asking it.

-Dude, @Cuptwost just tweeted "why do people"
-Yeah I know, she is crumbing again

by Bakanos May 27, 2021

crumbington

A every nice person. Mostly found on a applications called Discord or PonyTown.
They also go by Cappucchii

"Have You met crumbington?"

by Hamptr May 29, 2021

crimping

stuff between crushing and simping

do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping

by trovatohelper November 20, 2021

Cruming

Crumbing

Crum•ing
/krəmiNG/
adjective

1. The state between Cumming and Crying.

2. When life is screwing you over and a huge cock just straight up FUCKS you.

After buying a Five Nights at Freddy's t-shirt she started cruming.

This week has been so hard and my girlfriend doesn't love me anymore, my life is just cruming.

by Farrauh January 16, 2022

Cumping

The act of cumming whilst cramping.

"Oh shit... I was looking forward to a great shag but ended up cumping hard. It hurt but felt so good. I looked like I was being electrocuted as streams of jizz flew out of me"

by Sticky&Nicky December 20, 2021