A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017
A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.
"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."
by cornporn June 04, 2017
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...
Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!
by Fasteddie666 March 25, 2021
Filling a large Tupperware container with cum, fitting yourself inside, and closing the lid on yourself
by Ormph October 21, 2020
by Kartana1 May 10, 2020