kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC

Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!

by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!

"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"

by David Harrisons lover girl June 10, 2005

shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump

"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"

by eureka January 22, 2004

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008

Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003