2 definitions by eureka

Top Definition
a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump
"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"
by eureka January 22, 2004
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sarcastic maniac who roams the streets looking for fresh meat of those people who don't update their blogs more than once a day
"christ! nox is on the run again! hide the children, richard, and i'll update!"
by eureka July 06, 2003
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