shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump

"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"

by eureka January 22, 2004

nox

sarcastic maniac who roams the streets looking for fresh meat of those people who don't update their blogs more than once a day

"christ! nox is on the run again! hide the children, richard, and i'll update!"

by eureka July 06, 2003