Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.
Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.
by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010
Get the Crankmug. by Barry Walters May 12, 2011
Get the Crankmug. A form of masturbation usually undertaken by emos. They cry while they wank. Originating from the words "cry" and "wank"
by Smilevski May 20, 2009
Get the crankmug. He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!
by phazel14 October 31, 2007
Get the crankingmug. by N.S & J.S June 11, 2006
Get the crankmug. A: Did you go to Jordan's party last night?
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!
A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!
A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.
by j-smet1717 January 16, 2008
Get the crankmug. by springfield June 24, 2007
Get the crankmug.