crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

Cradlez

name given to the biggest lad's in the world, originating in Margaret River, WA, also the most normal person you will ever meet. Cradlez's are loved by everyone ♥♥

that Cade kid is such a cradlez

by CADE THOMPSON August 29, 2010

nerd cable

The use of BitTorrent, hulu.com, rapidshare.com, etc. to download and watch TV shows instead of regular cable.

I missed Battlestar Galactica on SciFi last night, but I caught it later on nerd cable.

by cablenerd January 23, 2009

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Cox Cable

Privately owned Cable company and subsidiary of Cox Enterprises, which currently operates in Metro areas and serves 6.2 Million customers in 17 states which are

Arizona
Arkansas
California
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Nebraska
Nevada
Ohio
Oklahoma
Virginia

They are also the sole Cable provider in Rhode Island.

Besides Rhode Island they do not have a big footprint and are 3rd largest preceded by Comcast and Time Warner.

Like all service monopolies, customer service is not a top priority. They are known to piss many people off and chase them out to Satellite TV since each cable company has a monopoly in the areas they serve.

Cox also offers Internet and Phone, and will give you the triple play offer which is Cable, Internet, and phone for $100. Otherwise though, their services are expensive. It is not unheard of to pay for $100 on digital cable alone with Cox after taxes and rental fees. The company goes as far as charging a rental fee for the REMOTE.

As far as Cox internet goes, for the most part, it is competitive with DSL. Most of their packages are $3 to $5 more or less than DSL's equivalent. Service is not the best and you will always find yourself stressing when calling the customer service line, for all of Cox services.

Cox cable sucks balls. I payed $50 for basic cable before switching to Satellite. Their Internet is decent I guess. You can't really complain if you have Verizon as the other option for Internet. Still sucks though. Their phone service after the smoke and mirrors isn't that pleasant. It's almost like Verizon which charges you for other phone features, most which come standard on cell phones. Even the prepaid ones.

by 14th Street DC June 28, 2010

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009