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Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.
As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him
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body count

Justin: I bet Selena's body count is high
Niall: Nah she seems innocent
Justin: She's gotta have a high body count
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count chocula

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!
by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010
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counselor cuts

When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"
Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.
by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 7, 2010
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counter-flow

When a bro is walking and the breeze is going the opposite direction of his flow, thus messing it up.

This creates an unsettling feeling and he must push it back the other way. It's even worse if the broski's hands are full and he cannot fight the counter-flow.

{It is essentially the wind, but only in the wrong direction}
Fuck dude, how's the flow? I experienced counter-flow on the way to class.

I looked like a fuckin' mess when I walked by Julie because of counter-flow.
by GoWithTheFlow October 4, 2011
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Counterbroductive

When your bro abandons you for non-bro things.
"I was gonna play beer pong with Todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. Totally counterbroductive!"
by broTodd October 21, 2011
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Count Music

Music you count your money to after a long day of working and hustling.
"I make count music, shit you can count out your ends to after a long day of juggin"- Young Scooter
by LTerry24 January 6, 2014
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