Corona

A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.

Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona
Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

coronacation

what all kids were on in 2020 and is probably the worst vacation known to mankind

bro my coronacation sucked

by vibinbruh March 16, 2020

Cordova Burnout

its when a man/woman takes a dump on a glass table and rubs there ass the length of the table while there partner is observing underneath the table.

Dale got bored and gave Mary a Cordova Burnout.

by Big 7 March 2, 2008

Corona Cunt

People who act like selfish cunts during an virus outbreak or pandemic

Holy shit, the Corona Cunts are hoarding all the food and sanitiser. What about everyone else?

by Walter Kovaks March 25, 2020

Corona Virus

A Virus that ruined our year😛

“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
“the corona virus also ruined our year.”

by saijeh April 15, 2020

Corona'd

To cancel or postpone an event, gathering, sporting fixture or be forced to work from home due to social distancing or quarantine measures put in place to prevent the spread of the corona virus.

Verb 'to Corona'

Past tense: Corona'd

Commonly used in the passive voice to take the focus off the agent, or because there is no identifiable agent.

1. I was supposed to be at a party this weekend but it was Corona'd.
2. Did you hear they Corona'd the Geneva motor show?
3. I'm waiting to see whether Boris will decide to Corona all schools.
4. I'm working from home for the foreseeable as we've been Corona'd.

by RealLifeLinguist March 15, 2020

Corona Bona

That dick you slide down on during that Corona Pandemic

You mind when we're done with this quarantine, if I slide on that Corona Bona???

by Xraygirl28 March 28, 2020