oral constipation

when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.

When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

verbal constipation

A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.

Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation

by beccy-poo July 28, 2004

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.

“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.

by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018

constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020