Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Copstipation

The sudden slow down of a vehicle upon observing a police vehicle, causing traffic congestion.

Why is everyone driving so slow!? Oh, I see a cop ahead - copstipation.

by JHLD May 29, 2010

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

Constipation

A backed up flow of things

i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

by Phroe July 11, 2003

Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

emotional constipation

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010