When you don't pee for a long time and the tip of your penis sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
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Get the Rusty Cobra mug.(v) an up and rising deep-throating technique in the porn industry. When the female goes down on the male, he forms a cobra claw by curls his thumb and four fingers, and with the speed of a cobra clinches the back of her head and slams it towards his midsection, forcing a completely unexpected deep-throat. While preforming the cobra claw the male must declare his dominance while the female is gasping for air by shouting "COBRA CLAW," and for good measure, disposing of his semen directly in her eye.
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A euphemism meaning either
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
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by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004
Get the conan mug.A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
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Get the [Sloppy Conrad] mug.A woman who stares non-stop at a musician, attempting to "hypnotize" him with her gaze. The phrase comes from the cobra's unique ability to persuade, or hypnotize its victim by staring at it before striking.
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Get the Cobra Stare mug.Verb: The effect of having to witness your female co-worker wearing low-rise jeans bend over or, worse yet, squat down only to reveal the unwelcome view of shadowy ass crack that only the person fucking her should be privy to.
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