scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

concubine conqueefador

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.

Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

by Pickles Ross December 30, 2012

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

to conquer the ladybug

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.

to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep

by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

by holopuff April 29, 2019

Consuela

Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Consuelo

1. A fond nickname for a John Henry (see definition).

2. A girl's best friend

3. A large, perfectly shaped penis

"Oh, baby. I've missed Consuelo soooo much. Put him in me now."

by John Henry I. January 17, 2008