1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.
2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.
3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.
2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.
3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.
1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.
2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.
3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.
2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.
3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.
by bert and ernie July 25, 2006
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Spanish for Motherfuker.
Literally translates as "Your mother's sea shell".
Colloquially as translates as "Your mother's vagina".
One hundred percent translates as "motherfucker".
Literally translates as "Your mother's sea shell".
Colloquially as translates as "Your mother's vagina".
One hundred percent translates as "motherfucker".
by LaGambaDeLaFiesta July 11, 2011
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It is a word in Spanish, and it actually means a woman's genitals, cunt, pussy, whatever you want to call it.
Some other people wrote an entry for this but they misspelled the word, they wrote it "Cuño", which actually doesn't mean anything in any language that I know of (how do I know? Because I've had a very Puerto Rican "coño" since I was born!
Usage #2:
In the Spanish Caribbean, such as in Puerto Rico and in Cuba, it is used as an exclamation. Used pretty much in the same situations as you would say: "Fuck! I forgot to bring the condoms!" or "Shit! I need to leave before she wakes up!" Or when you stub your toe: "Coño!"
It is a word in Spanish, and it actually means a woman's genitals, cunt, pussy, whatever you want to call it.
Some other people wrote an entry for this but they misspelled the word, they wrote it "Cuño", which actually doesn't mean anything in any language that I know of (how do I know? Because I've had a very Puerto Rican "coño" since I was born!
Usage #2:
In the Spanish Caribbean, such as in Puerto Rico and in Cuba, it is used as an exclamation. Used pretty much in the same situations as you would say: "Fuck! I forgot to bring the condoms!" or "Shit! I need to leave before she wakes up!" Or when you stub your toe: "Coño!"
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Get the conch mug.Castillian lingo for vagina, muff and cunt; it's also an experssion of surprise and/or deep deception. It finds it's etymology in the latin word cŭnnus.
Sorry for south-american Spanish speakers but cuño is just a big fucking spelling mistake, the only non-Castlillian menaning of coño are "stingy", "individual" and "Spaniard" as referend in Chile, Venezuela and Ecuador (Spanish Royal academy of Language certified).
For further use of the word, sufix can be added such as ~ito, ita, azo,...
Sorry for south-american Spanish speakers but cuño is just a big fucking spelling mistake, the only non-Castlillian menaning of coño are "stingy", "individual" and "Spaniard" as referend in Chile, Venezuela and Ecuador (Spanish Royal academy of Language certified).
For further use of the word, sufix can be added such as ~ito, ita, azo,...
Carlota, comete el coñito del pollo
"carlota, eat the chicken's cunt"
Deja de arrascarte el coño
"Stop scratching your muff"
In setting, you are undressing a GIRL and she's got the biggest cock hanging out of the pants, then you agonize and scream "coño"!!!!! while crying and running away of course.
Alternatively, you pick up a smoking hot girl in a club, and she is easy, so lose she finds hard to keep her legs closed, you of course know she might have more AIDS than are known to man, but a condom will do the trick, then once u are alone with her and on business you realize u run out of condoms, then you are rightfully in the situation to scream "coño ostia puta joder!!!"
"carlota, eat the chicken's cunt"
Deja de arrascarte el coño
"Stop scratching your muff"
In setting, you are undressing a GIRL and she's got the biggest cock hanging out of the pants, then you agonize and scream "coño"!!!!! while crying and running away of course.
Alternatively, you pick up a smoking hot girl in a club, and she is easy, so lose she finds hard to keep her legs closed, you of course know she might have more AIDS than are known to man, but a condom will do the trick, then once u are alone with her and on business you realize u run out of condoms, then you are rightfully in the situation to scream "coño ostia puta joder!!!"
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