cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008

connier

Pronounced Conner but his weird parents decided to curse him his name comes from Scottish garlic phonics he will accept these names Conner Kanye con-e-er and is lovable and cool

Yo you know Connier he kinda weird huh?

by That one guy with an I March 12, 2021

Connie

Connie is such a unique person, their personality is too die for. They express themselves no matter what everyone else thinks about them and is a truly loyal friend who you can always rely on. Connies are beautiful and so talented in everything they do. Even though Connies may put themselves out there with a larger group of people, they will always feel happier with the ones they have close even if there aren’t as many of them. If you have a Connie as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

Person 1 “I really need someone to talk to”
Person 2 “Go talk to Connie, they are guaranteed to help!”

by Littlefrogs November 22, 2021

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

Shit Game Connoisseur

Shit Game Connoisseur is the term used for someone who willingly buys into pre alpha game releases, early access games and has a forthright willingness to play games that are shit or are highly likely to stay in development hell, they're very very not risk adverse when it comes to purchasing games.

I identify as a shit game connoisseur, therefore i am, Shakespeare backs me up on this one.

by Thunderpain December 8, 2020

anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

by My name here November 16, 2004