Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Condom

A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.

Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.

Jane: Why?

Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.

by Averant December 28, 2010

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

condoms

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006

condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005