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confusion

Data income exceeds processing speed
Steve: @_@???@_@*is confused*
Mike: Slow down and take it easy that will stop the confusion.
by Darth Fureon December 28, 2005
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confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
by Mel =] May 27, 2008
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dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick
John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow
by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014
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Concuntion

1. A mixture of drunken whores assembled at any given time.

2. Feminine version of concoction.

3. An alcoholic beverage with various ingredients made by a woman/female
1. I ran into a concuntion and could have had my pick of any one.

2. I was thirsty so I made my concuntion of a margarita, bitch!
3. See example 2.
by Binge Cordoba December 18, 2012
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Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette
“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions
by ChickenLeg23 February 12, 2021
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Confusion

A state of mind and panic caused by calculating the bills in a shared house, often leading to falling out or legging it or ignoring them as they'll go away anyway
Helen > I'm sorry about the confusion, we've paid this amount, but really we owe this amount...

Everyone else > WTF ! Ahhh, fuck it, they'll go away...
by AT*iT September 30, 2005
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perfect confusion

Perfect Confusion are a band from Stoke-on-Trent, England.
They are Questioned Why are they not signed yet, due to there outstanding talent.

Band Members:
Dan Eyden - Vocals/Guitar
James Dunning - Lead Guitar
Carl Davis - Bass/Vocals
Alex Race - Drums
Tom: "You heard of Perfect Confusion?"
Dan: "No who are they?"
Tom: "Like an great band From Stoke"
by Sarah_B August 7, 2007
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