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Porn conversion

A conversion from the square to the porn life style because it similar to a religious conversion. It is the realization that all this time you could have been getting some and that life is flat and empty without and getting some is one of the main things in life or even the meaning of life it's self.
He had a porn conversion.
by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010
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Cultural Conclusion

Forming a general conclusion about a specific culture.
Man 1: "Everything made in China is crappy quality..."

Man 2: "Hey , don't be making any cultural conclusions."
by Maddog7751 June 21, 2016
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pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".
Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.
by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018
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rashional conclusion

Da logical theory regarding why someone has red inflamed skin.
In da infamous "Burns and Allen" episode about George's attempts to obtain supplementary life insurance and assist a group of girl scouts, he winds up with a horrendous case of poison ivy, but da naive insurance agent mistakes it for an infectious disease. His merely taking a closer look might have resulted in his making a more rashional conclusion.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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cyber concession

Social media accounts of foreign embassies on Chinese platforms could post relatively sensitive content without being blocked by the censorship system.
How can the German embassy post this without being blocked?
Welp, their posts are in cyber concession.
by JK Doddle June 3, 2023
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The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.
"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."
by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026
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Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.
Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.
by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026
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