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Voicemail Concert

The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.

A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!

Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009
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conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.
"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"
by ReverandWill February 3, 2007
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Conference Bomb

in business, when a client calls with the intent of having a conference call without prior notice. A true conference bomber will not divulge how many people are on their side of the call until they have connected with the person they wish to speak to.
Caller: "Yes, may I please speak to Christopher?"
Christopher: "This is Christopher, how can I help you?"
Caller: "This is Mary from IS support and I have Ted from accounting, Sherry from IT, Bob from networking, and our CEO on the line, we would like to discuss some issues that we are having..."
Christopher: "Damn I got Conference Bombed!"
by ncn1976 July 9, 2010
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Concert Hangover

The feeling of grogginess and/or deafness after attending a loud concert.
"Wow, I had a lot of fun at that Boys Like Girls concert last night."
"Me too, but now I have a terrible concert hangover."
by Sleeping in Armor November 8, 2007
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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The Colbert

The food combination of a whip cream sandwiched between two crispy Pringle chips.
Hey Zach wanna go to Walgreens to get stuff to make The Colbert.
by Artemus, Ren March 30, 2010
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harvey cedars bible conference

HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.
harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.
by hiyoudontknowwhoiamlol March 17, 2017
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