Companion

A noun describing another that one desires to associate with, ideally without entangling one's material assets with said other. Accordingly, companions ideally have no perceived need to associate with each other. Companionship can be considered as a Pure relationship because it is unforced by contemporary conditions (needs). Ideally, each companion has their own place of residence and/or clearly defined boundaries within the same residence, allowing for independence (i.e. they can each (dis)associate with each other as they mutually want). Companionship can be contrasted with both plutonic love/conventional friendship and marriage/engagement/dating, as each often incorporates elements where the relationship is expected and accepted to exist at least partially due to perceived need (e.g. where one friend turns to another for advice on how to get through a financial hardship; where a husband and wife believe they need each other for financial or emotional support). Companionship may or may not be romantic/sexual in nature. The term may, for example, be used to formally describe modern romantic relationships whose participants have not registered their marriage with government (thus avoiding legal entanglement of personhood) and/or those whose participants do not share material resource such as joint bank accounts and jointly owned/mortgaged houses.

Is she your wife, spouse, partner, de facto, friend?

Neither, Samantha's my companion.

by Pterippus February 5, 2019

Bad Company

1. A huge 1970's Blues Rock supergroup. Released a self-titled song which is played on classic rock radio to this day. They went on hiatus in 1982 but returned in 1986 and were active until 2002.

2. A song by the above band which has been covered so many times that Einstein couldn't come up with a mathematical equation to figure it out.

I went to the Bad Company concert last night and everyone went crazy when the song Bad Company came on.

by Sid Barrett October 28, 2007

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

Company Man

Company Man:
1. Derogative term for an individual who dedicates himself to his place of work at the expense of his hobbies, family, or friends.
2. Generally known to work long hours, often without pay.
3. Known for reporting other employees who don't act in his company's best interest (See Narc).

I can't believe Alfredo skipped wing night to finish those TPS reports! He's such a confirmed company man.

by RJ123 September 1, 2009

Company Bitch

A person of low rank who is owned by their job or will do anything they see necessary to succeed at work, regardless of morals, ethics or loss of friends.

"I hear Marky H is the company bitch, he snitched on us all."

by stuandrews1975 February 15, 2012

Compensating

When a person supplements fake objects also known as proxy's in the hopes of owning the originals eventually.

Player A: Hey do you own a version of that proxy.
Player B: No but one day I will!
Player A: Oh so you are compensating then!

by The Blacker Lotus February 18, 2020

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013