comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc

"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"

by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014

spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up

Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!

by Peter Frank May 13, 2005

Lung Combustion Mimification

A gesture done by moving the hands from the chest outward, making it clear to someone that you wish to fight.

Dude! Dustin was totally up in that guy's face with his lung combustion mimification!

by Dustin Schmeitenhowser December 9, 2008

Compustic Guitar

This is the gayest way possible to say Acoustic Guitar. some dum dooncy named uuhhh... Nickowus said this word to his buddy Nathan in science class.

hey Nathan, my sis got a compustic guitar for x-mas

by Nickowus Bartholomew January 5, 2004

Compusore

red sores that one gets on one's wrists and finger tips because of subtle computer use

"Dude! Look at my hands! They're all red and stupid and stuff!"
"Dude! You have compusores!"

by myspace/dannyxayala December 21, 2009

compuspeech

A language consisting of shortened or abreviated terms; used both on the computer in chat rooms or blogging/comments, and for text messages, for those who cannot spell or type very well.

lmao, roflmao, lol, wtf, and IMO are all compuspeech,

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

compuswear

compuswear, or compswear or compcussing is: to change the spelling of certain cuss words, to bypass the automated filter most websites use to eliminate cuss words... such as those used on public forums or blogs.

Fvck or phuck, and $hit or pi$$ and ni&&er or nigga, and @sshole are all forms of compuswear.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010