Covidiot

Someone who is so worried about a 99 percent survival rate cold that they make themselves and others look like idiots.

Look at that covidiot over there with gloves, masks, and a face shield because they believe everything the media tells them to.

Covidiot: "Hey, what are you doing without a mask on? We're in the middle of a pandemic."
Sane person: "Why don't you go shove you're mask up your ass, i'm just trying to breath."

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

Covidiot

1. A covidiot is someone who rejects overwhelming evidence, provided by scientists, while promoting his opinions as facts.
2. Someone who, during a pandemic refuses to wear a mask in Walmart.
3. Anyone who thinks drinking bleach will cure anything.
Synonyms include: anti-vaccer, flat-earther, alien conspiracy theorist, climate change denier

That covidiot watched the Trump press and drank an entire bottle of bleach, what a covidiot.

by therationalnnationalsjwantifa May 10, 2020

Covidiot

Someone who believes everything "experts" and politicians say about COVID-19 and doesn't use their own brain when making decisions about COVID related safety.

You might be a covidiot if you wear a mask while driving alone with the windows up.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Covidiot

Someone who has lived through the Covid19 pandemic for 17 months and still refuses to believe how deadly it is or get vaccinated.

The emergency room is full of covidiots.

by Mills5327 August 25, 2021

Covidiot

People who enthusiasticly wear masks and don't analyze or question any information dubbed Mainstream or Newsworthy. People who believe in fear over rights and laws. The folks fighting to give our rights away and get this 1984 adventure going full tyranny.

The covidiots don't care about the limits of govt, they want mandatory masks.

by Pat Tree It December 9, 2020

Covidiot

Some one who is terrified of a virus that in Dec 2020 had a 99.4% recovery rate according to the CDC. They believe a cloth mask is designed to save them and anyone who doesn't wants to "kill grandma". Do not attempt to explain the size of a virus to them. What sets them apart from the average person who takes suggested reasonable measures is that they are more concerned with compliance and control than they are for an individual's safety. They receive their "scientific data" from talking news head sources and politicians. They prefer fear and are opposed to deciphering raw pandemic data for themselves. They are outstanding at mental gymnastics. Do not try to compete with them. They don't see the issue of standing 6ft away from some one in an airport with a mask yet its okay to sit like sardines stuffed in a can for hours on a crowded airplane. They don't know the difference between a law and a mandate. They support enhance enforcement over reason and circumstance. They do not correlate that the mask is to prevent the spread, not protect them them. Covidiots tend to fall in the NPC category.

TL;DR Fear mongers who can't discern science from propaganda

-Look at that covidiot driving with a mask on.
-I was jogging by myself this morning and this covidiot yelled at me for not wearing a mask from across the street.
-Isn't that the same covidiot that was at the election celebration w/o a mask telling people to wear a mask in your home?

COP: "PUT YOUR MASK ON NOW SIR!"
Guy: "But I'm by myself in the park with my child."

COP: "DO IT NOW!" Hand on gun
Guy: "Fine I will."
COP: "STOP RESISTING!"
Karen: From window down the street "That's what he deserves."

by Captain Condom January 27, 2021