Gossip Collateral

When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.

Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.

by Amarantha September 1, 2010

Blue Collar Poetry

The phrase refers to the inter-song banter of the lead singer of a band where he or she panders to the working class folk with lines such as:

"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"

Did you see Drunken Toddler last night? The lead singer's blue collar poetry was on point!

by TeamPlowMyField March 18, 2015

blue collar dick

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020

Pop a collar

Taking a dump, poop, shit. Squeezing one out.

Gabe: “yo man, hold up, I gotta go pop a collar son.”
Gus: “aiight dude, don’t pop it too hard.”

by ReggiSnz May 31, 2018

Collar

Word used to describe your best friend, fated soul mate, and object of sexual obsession. Usually your feelings about your Collar seem secret and personal, but in reality, are painfully obvious to those around you. A poet, lover, and badass warrior king, your Collar will explosively redefine your fundamental concepts of happiness and fulfillment. He can turn your skin to mercury through the tunes he effortlessly muses at your kitchen table as he lingers over coffee with his guitar, and he can usually school the shit out of you in air hockey. Loving, devoted, and balls out hilarious, your Collar is guilelessly adored everywhere he goes, but will always feel like your own personal rock star.

Girl 1: Christ, you cannot stop talking about Matt. He is so obviously your Collar, everyone knows.

Girl 2: Aw fuck!

by NastyCanasta February 3, 2010

Collage

COLLection of imAGEs.

I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.

by Lolliv August 11, 2018

blue collar vaccine

a combination of chicken noodle soup, 2 tylenol PM's, and ginger ale.

Kid #1) Yo, you feelin better bro?
Kid #2)Cha dude my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine.

by Jerz973 June 17, 2010