Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Contaging

Just contaging innit

How is that contaging me

by Bannsjajssbsbdbdnejejneen February 26, 2024

collingliz

A kind and precious human being

collingliz is so precious and cool

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Collapsing Trachea

When you punch your partner in the throat while receiving oral pleasure

Benzy preformed a collapsing trachea on the porn star.

by thereaper51 February 3, 2026

Colgating

The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.

Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.

by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging

cottaging nigel huh

by mrs tosser November 22, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026