confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010

cocus

something involved in science but often used as "cock"

Hey! your cocus is showing.

by cocusman January 15, 2008

ConfusedFX

The most awesome person ever.

ConfusedFX is secks.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Comus

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

cofnused

Like how "opps" is for "oops" this is how you spell "confused"

I'm totally cofnused about what that blogger meant.

by Beach Buteo June 16, 2009

Confusedy

Just another word for 'confused' though maybe sounding a bit cuter.

I'm really confusedy

by NatsukiKonaKon January 18, 2010

Confusimonism

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013