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cocksteady

dont look here odo its useless.
you are not cocksteady odo you wil never be cocksteady
by cocksteady July 17, 2023
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Cocksteady

The manner in which you hold your rifle in Western Cowboy TImes
My my, you sure is holding that rifle mighty cocksteady
by TheMightyCoxster November 2, 2023
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Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.
"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."
by Speakseasy May 20, 2024
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Cockbeat

When a male gets so hard and horny, your cock grows to the pinnacle of its possible size, releasing quick jolts of cum all over, and it happens anywhere from 2-20 times, anything past that is inhumane. It launches off base at lightning speeds. And it feels similar to a heartbeat, only located in your cock. Sometimes, you can feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins like a cum god.
Brock - I was balls deep in my bitch when I felt the cockbeat around 12 times. Felt like a machine gun in my pants when I felt it. Pleasure was immeasurable, I think she liked it.

Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.
by Odyeon June 3, 2024
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Cockbeat

You get so hard n’ horny that semen spews out in short bursts at rocket speeds, usually around 3-15 times, and it feels like a heartbeat in your cock. Sometimes you feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins, and that’s when you know you reached Cum-God status.
Brock - I was balls deep in my girl when I started feeling the cockbeat, and it felt like I had a machine gun in my pants. I had reached the apex of our sex. I felt the cockbeat all around me tingle with lots of satisfaction.
Rico - Now since when did you reach this zen in the art of cumming Brock, I don’t believe you.
Brock - Ya gotta try, ya just gotta try my g. You’ll feel the highest feeling of pleasure any man can get to.
by Odyeon June 3, 2024
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cockswaggle

An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.
We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.
by Gideon the Unbound February 18, 2025
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CockMeat Sandwich

THIS Dicckk Bitch!! FaaaawwwwkkUuuMeaaan!
Bitch come suck this CockMeat Sandwich Now!!
by JayBreezo2xs October 23, 2025
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