cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008

cleaver

a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.

the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed

by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

Cleaver

A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart

look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one.

by Claremont Ontario April 12, 2009

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Cleavead

The process of elongating cleavage by getting a boob job

Let's say a woman enlarges her breasts from size A to size DD. In the process, her cleavage, that dreamy space between her boobs, would be added to such that my eyeballs would be rendered immobile.

Dude, have you seen Celine's cleavead? I could hide my wallet in there now.

by DrakeBullet October 28, 2007