Possibly the world's most fascinating creature. Chud is an individual with a well cultivated imagination and powerful mind. ultimately, his name is short for Richard.
by Andy June 30, 2003
when a woman's bra/bikini top rides up and the underside of her breast is squeezed beneath the underwire -- no nipple is showing, just skin
by em&ME September 29, 2006
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
"Man, you sick! You about to chud?"
"I left some major chud in your toilet."
"You dick! You blasted me with chud!"
"I left some major chud in your toilet."
"You dick! You blasted me with chud!"
by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005
An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.
Male equivalent of minge
Male equivalent of minge
by elsmeghead February 9, 2011
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