Chrunchie

Defined by having caracteristics of granola and brikenstocks. Individuals who neglect their hygene to live in a state of being connected to mother earth.

"Their are many crunchies in Portland. I see them walking in the woods without shoes on all the time."

by Sam and Rach February 14, 2004

Cronch

1. Often used to expressed a bite eaten of metal

2. Used to describe a hot entity

You know ryuk from death note, yeah he’s a fucking cronch for sure.

by The dude who invented cronch May 8, 2018

Cronch

fucking real good

Yo did you and cayla cronch in the tent

“we sure did”

by butterfingers August 23, 2019

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008

Chonched

To receive a serious blow, or to be involved in a fall or crash. Can also used to be described someone who has been seriously insulted or emotionally hurt.

Dude, did you see the guy on the bike who feel and smashed his face? He got soooo chonched!

When I told that guy his girlfriend was ugly, he was pretty chonched

by Kassidari February 4, 2010

cronchy

good

damn girl that pussy CRONCHY

by fratellispoogelli March 5, 2019

chronhead

Someone who indulges in the use of marijuana on a regular basis and owns a pipe. Also known as a pot head, stoner, or skeevy loser. Chron heads usually use the word "chronic" or "chron" to describe weed/pot.
Origin: Derived from the word "chronic" and the common saying of "pot head".

"Dude you are such a chronhead. You've had like 4 bowls already today man, what is up with that?"
"Yeah, but man, this is some chronic shiz-nat. I guess I am a chronhead."

by Pseudo Jesus Clare January 30, 2006